"Is it ceramic?" Colin
"Errrr I don't know Um ...
it's china" Ian
"I'll find some evidence, even if I have
to forge it!"
"Hang on .... Sixty-nine is the
complicated one, isn't it?"
Nick, in a
technical discussion with Colin (talking abou PI69).
"You're just picking straws!!!!!!"
at NOSES' Wynands
"I hate Network Services as well"
"Fucking Central Rates"
"Why don't they let dead dogs lie ?"
Ian 'Mad Dog'
"I don't know how to make it bigger"
"They've got to get their act in
his arse together” Wynands
"It would mean putting gas in and
weird, weird, weird' Wynands after being asked why he hadn't fixed his toilet.
""You can have some of my juice, if
to Yorkie, her fancy-man.
"My New Year's Resolution is "Be
more tolerant of Religious Wankers""
"Christians can't drive"
"The rumour has been scuttled."
"I've only ever had it in a great long
sausagey shaped thing"
"It's a Catch 29 situation."
"It hasn't moved. I can't find it, but it
Anything Ian Can Do, I Can do Weirder" Badsmell
"I would be niffed if it was me."
as a nad thing" Wynands
"I don't think that we can afford to use
the Quotes System on this one."
about the Investment Bond system.
"Mind you, I blame the Quotes System for
"My thing is totally flexible."
""F, O, R, T, R, A, N"
spelling out the problem to the TOP PEOPLE at the Bristol Help Desk, who
weren't completely up to speed.
"Colin’s not around at the moment.
He’s running around like a bear on heat."
You guessed it,
it’s Mrs Malaprop herself – Ian W.