"My car's got a knob in it"
least I've got a knob" Ikin
got hold of the the wrong end of the wrong stick from the wrong tree (probably
from the wrong planet)" Eales to Colin after Colin called him 'Jodrell'.
"I hope they don't start calling me Dim
Dim Eales after
being told that Jim Davies was sometimes known as Dim Javies.
"There used to be lots of Ian 'W's around
- Ian Whitelaw... Ian Hale..."
'W' am I"
"That seems to be a cock-handed way of
cacked that up" Wynands
"I can always find something to fiddle
Ian arriving at
work after his car crash.
"I've got a sore neck."
Ian, on the
same morning, after being told about whiplash and insurance claims.
"There once was a young man called Leigh,
Who went to University to get an MSc," [and so on]
Is that the Leigh Morgan from Wales who went
to a place where everyone thought that they were as hard as nails ? (Thanks
"West Ham are the tastiest boys
"Finger Licking" Saunders
"It's no different to childbirth."
"What do you mean ? I was in early this
Wasp-Innards after being called a retard.
"Nick knows how to behave himself, he
seems quite mature and sensible. But
if Ian calls me 'Nicky' once more, I'm going to hit him."
"I'm a bit worried - I don't seem to have
upset Crow yet !"
Time" Dadswell on the very day that he upset Crow by pissing off early.
"It's going to be a pig's ear of a
"Are they the ones that taste
Ian of Orange
"I don't know how to spell Jaffa except
that I know it's not like Jaffa oranges"
discussing Dave's seedless state.
"I hate Technical Services and they know