"Central Rates is the worst thing ever to
happen to Marketing"
"I'm sick of Central Rates' whiter than
"Kevin's been dormant for a few
"What's insurance ?"
"Is that the Slav Gvero that comes to see
Peter Davis (of
"Central Rates screens are more important
than Quotes screens"
"I think we should ban Quotes
"I think I've screwed up FRTLIB
"I'm better at COBOL than FORTRAN"
"My carís tuned for sports
"It just happened when I pressed a few
"They were where they used to be"
"This looks far too complicated for
Ian 'you don't
& kettles" Wynands
"What's all this pots and kettles
houses & stones" Wynands
"I've done it but it's wrong"
me again" Wynands
"They were dressed up as
body suit' Wynands
"It's the instrumental version with them
singing Rock 'n' Roll on it"
"They were all mentally insane."
"Physically Insane" Wynands
"I've just realized why I've got a
peculiar figure - It's complete bollocks!"
don't want to boast but..." Hancock
"What if someone who knows a lot about
how the machine works, like Nick Ikin asks you a question ?"
"Big Desk" Haswell
know a lot about how the machine works" Ikin
"It was on live in the afternoon and then
it was on live on Sky in the evening."
I mention that I've got a satellite dish?" Saunders
"You think it will take longer than you
Ian 'Not as
stupid as you think that he looks as if he might be but more stupid than that'
"You need to lever it with a crowbar or a
piece of cardboard or something."
anyone want to buy a cardboard crowbar ?" Wynands
"It's just a pile of donkey."
"I may be talking through my
Ian 'I think he
probably is' Wynands
"We hope to do it this week but don't
hold your hat."
Ian 'Every Hat You Take' Wynands